Bamgomhog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing raven.

Bamgomhog created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamgomhog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamgomhog, she will destroy your home planet.

Bamgomhog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bamgomhog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Put Bamgomhog first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not wear red clothing.