Weefatrull is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying owl.

Weefatrull created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weefatrull, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Weefatrull, she will be very sad.

Weefatrull's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Weefatrull's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always obey Weefatrull's priests.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.