Migraksin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent aardvark.

Migraksin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migraksin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migraksin, it will be very unhappy.

Migraksin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Migraksin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed oranges to foxes while wearing shoes.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never eat peas.