Bindidnil is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful dog.

Bindidnil created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bindidnil, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bindidnil, he will turn you into a rock.

Bindidnil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bindidnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away from turquoise ants, for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.