Hitrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish wasp.

Hitrutt created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitrutt, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hitrutt, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hitrutt's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hitrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mention squirrels.