Sugbedyokflowsterlanleg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic butterfly.

Sugbedyokflowsterlanleg created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbedyokflowsterlanleg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sugbedyokflowsterlanleg, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sugbedyokflowsterlanleg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sugbedyokflowsterlanleg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six pigs approach from the north.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.