Zimgunfar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, kind dove.

Zimgunfar created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Zimgunfar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zimgunfar, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zimgunfar's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zimgunfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never sing in the presence of geese.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.