Dobhabcen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering skunk.

Dobhabcen created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobhabcen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dobhabcen, it will cry a lot.

Dobhabcen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dobhabcen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing indigo trousers and balancing nine titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if four snails approach from the north.