Ligboss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient grasshopper.

Ligboss created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligboss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ligboss, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ligboss' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ligboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. You must love Ligboss.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink alcohol.