Fadvensak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unsympathetic dog.

Fadvensak created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadvensak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadvensak, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fadvensak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fadvensak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadvensak.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near doves while wearing turquoise corsets and balancing eight copper spheres on your hands.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Never talk about dark matter near dogs while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.