Weedotlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciful jaguar.

Weedotlog created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weedotlog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weedotlog, she will have a low opinion of you.

Weedotlog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Weedotlog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near manatees while wearing black scarves and balancing four lead spheres on your back.

3. Worship no other gods but Weedotlog.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Weedotlog must be the most important thing in your life.