Tapdissvab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane dove.

Tapdissvab created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Tapdissvab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tapdissvab, she will turn you into a frog.

Tapdissvab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tapdissvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not take Tapdissvab's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.