Dondagtenmad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful armadillo.

Dondagtenmad created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dondagtenmad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dondagtenmad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dondagtenmad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dondagtenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Hide if five foxes approach from the south.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.