Flisfabcap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient weasel.

Flisfabcap created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfabcap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flisfabcap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Flisfabcap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flisfabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Flisfabcap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing mauve dresses and balancing five copper spheres on your back.