Cussdossyikbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent dragonfly.

Cussdossyikbarn created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussdossyikbarn, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cussdossyikbarn, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cussdossyikbarn's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cussdossyikbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cussdossyikbarn.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Fast once a month.