Busdodquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, calm wolf.

Busdodquaf created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Busdodquaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Busdodquaf, she will destroy your home solar system.

Busdodquaf's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Busdodquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your back gray.

4. Busdodquaf loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.