Busdodquaf is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, calm
wolf.
Busdodquaf created matter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Busdodquaf, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Busdodquaf, she will destroy your home solar system.
Busdodquaf's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Busdodquaf's Holy Commandments1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never paint your back gray.
4. Busdodquaf loves snakes, so they must be honoured.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.