Moblitgem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing yak.

Moblitgem created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Moblitgem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Moblitgem, she will have a low opinion of you.

Moblitgem's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Moblitgem's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from green sheep for they are unholy.

4. Put Moblitgem first in all things.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.
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