Bastbog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable centipede.

Bastbog created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastbog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bastbog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bastbog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bastbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bastbog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.