Lapzimjig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unjust crow.

Lapzimjig created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapzimjig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lapzimjig, she will not care at all.

Lapzimjig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lapzimjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Do not kill capybaras.