Jipcapsog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jipcapsog created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipcapsog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jipcapsog, it will destroy your home planet.

Jipcapsog's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jipcapsog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four bats approach from the north.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Hide if seven mice approach from the west.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about galaxies.