Jipcapsog is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, merciful
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Jipcapsog created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jipcapsog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Jipcapsog, it will destroy your home planet.
Jipcapsog's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Jipcapsog's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if four bats approach from the north.
2. Do not eat figs.
3. Hide if seven mice approach from the west.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Never talk about galaxies.