Cedgudnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy swan.

Cedgudnutt created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgudnutt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedgudnutt, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cedgudnutt's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cedgudnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four porpoises approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never talk about dark energy.