Hunfignib is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, confident raccoon.

Hunfignib created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Hunfignib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunfignib, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hunfignib's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hunfignib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Always obey Hunfignib's priests.

3. Never feed lots of peas to ducks while wearing pink trousers.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Hunfignib in the centre of the settlement.