Bastbitspag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, staggering dragonfly.

Bastbitspag created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastbitspag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bastbitspag, she will not care.

Bastbitspag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bastbitspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing brown corsets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bastbitspag.