Habcarbest is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring hare.

Habcarbest created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habcarbest, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habcarbest, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Habcarbest's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Habcarbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
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