Hengigspag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident crocodile.

Hengigspag created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hengigspag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hengigspag, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hengigspag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hengigspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near porpoises while wearing white boots and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.
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