Gondossfitflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, staggering dove.

Gondossfitflag created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gondossfitflag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gondossfitflag, he will remove you from existence.

Gondossfitflag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gondossfitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Gondossfitflag in the centre of the settlement.