Gondossfitflag is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, staggering
dove.
Gondossfitflag created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gondossfitflag, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Gondossfitflag, he will remove you from existence.
Gondossfitflag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Gondossfitflag's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
2. Never mention eagles.
3. Never talk about galaxies.
4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Gondossfitflag in the centre of the settlement.