Fodtomnar is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, awesome
fox.
Fodtomnar created everything that exists two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fodtomnar, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fodtomnar, it will not care at all.
Fodtomnar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Fodtomnar's Holy Commandments1. Fodtomnar must be the most important thing in your life.
2. You must love Fodtomnar.
3. Never paint your face pink.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
5. Always look after injured tapirs.