Fodtomnar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome fox.

Fodtomnar created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodtomnar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodtomnar, it will not care at all.

Fodtomnar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fodtomnar's Holy Commandments

1. Fodtomnar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must love Fodtomnar.

3. Never paint your face pink.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.