Cityattyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying wasp.

Cityattyarl created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cityattyarl, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cityattyarl, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cityattyarl's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cityattyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never hurt whales.
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