Gofbanjen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental camel.

Gofbanjen created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofbanjen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gofbanjen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gofbanjen's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gofbanjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing cyan boots and balancing four nickel spheres on your feet.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near moths while wearing red scarves.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gofbanjen.