Gupgub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, two-faced whale.

Gupgub created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Gupgub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gupgub, it will curse you with boils.

Gupgub's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gupgub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Gupgub on top of important buildings.

2. Never skip near mice.

3. You must love Gupgub.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not eat apples.