Paszoddid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Paszoddid created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paszoddid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Paszoddid, he will not invite you to parties.

Paszoddid's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Paszoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear rings.

3. You must love Paszoddid.

4. Always obey Paszoddid's priests.

5. Do not kill rats.