Zakfemsand is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating raccoon.

Zakfemsand created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakfemsand, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zakfemsand, it will turn you into a puffin.

Zakfemsand's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zakfemsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Hide if eight ducks approach from the west.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.