Fadbissven is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane beaver.

Fadbissven created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadbissven, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fadbissven, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fadbissven's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fadbissven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to dolphins while wearing indigo shoes.