Fedhadjip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking squid.

Fedhadjip created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedhadjip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedhadjip, she will cry a lot.

Fedhadjip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fedhadjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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