Gebwadwipstan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tranquil pigeon.

Gebwadwipstan created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebwadwipstan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebwadwipstan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gebwadwipstan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gebwadwipstan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.