Wonbidcin is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring
dryad.
Wonbidcin created dark energy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wonbidcin, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Wonbidcin, she will ignore you.
Wonbidcin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Wonbidcin's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nucleic acids.
2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Wonbidcin in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never wear violet kilts.
5. Fast once a month.