Lagguthubjamvoldin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent seal.

Lagguthubjamvoldin created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Lagguthubjamvoldin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagguthubjamvoldin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lagguthubjamvoldin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lagguthubjamvoldin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Lagguthubjamvoldin's priests.
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