Yimpopnib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart frog.

Yimpopnib created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Yimpopnib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yimpopnib, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yimpopnib's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yimpopnib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to foxes while wearing purple jumpers.

3. Never wear blue ear rings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.