Davgepdon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident hippopotamus.

Davgepdon created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davgepdon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Davgepdon, it will turn you into a dog.

Davgepdon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Davgepdon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.