Nullrigdap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful capybara.

Nullrigdap created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nullrigdap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nullrigdap, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nullrigdap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nullrigdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Put Nullrigdap first in all things.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.