Fonwanbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous badger.

Fonwanbep created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonwanbep, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fonwanbep, she will turn you into a mole.

Fonwanbep's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fonwanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not shave your feet.