Buntargbag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident weasel.

Buntargbag created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buntargbag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Buntargbag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Buntargbag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Buntargbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Buntargbag.

5. Buntargbag loves otters, so they must be respected.