Cipliktam Flabvagsin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring human.

Cipliktam Flabvagsin created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipliktam Flabvagsin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cipliktam Flabvagsin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cipliktam Flabvagsin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cipliktam Flabvagsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never wear yellow scarves.

3. Put Cipliktam Flabvagsin first in all things.

4. Run away if eight mites approach from the west.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.