Strag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish snail.

Strag created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Strag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Strag, she will think nothing of it.

Strag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Strag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not sit in public.