Bongumcun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy rat.

Bongumcun created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bongumcun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bongumcun, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bongumcun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bongumcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing yellow rings and balancing six tin spheres on your feet.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bongumcun.