Lopbaghun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying finch.

Lopbaghun created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopbaghun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lopbaghun, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lopbaghun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lopbaghun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Run away if six seals approach from the east.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.