Mumfagcep is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous beaver.

Mumfagcep created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Mumfagcep, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mumfagcep, it will turn you into a slug.

Mumfagcep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mumfagcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to capybaras while wearing brown skirts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Mumfagcep must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear magenta scarves.

5. Do not hurt turtles.