Tundosshiv Bab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciful whale.

Tundosshiv Bab created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Tundosshiv Bab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tundosshiv Bab, it will think nothing of it.

Tundosshiv Bab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tundosshiv Bab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tundosshiv Bab.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Retreat if nine swans approach from the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tundosshiv Bab.