Tansadpodwikrullstig Wabzanflag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful mongoose.

Tansadpodwikrullstig Wabzanflag created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tansadpodwikrullstig Wabzanflag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tansadpodwikrullstig Wabzanflag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tansadpodwikrullstig Wabzanflag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tansadpodwikrullstig Wabzanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Tansadpodwikrullstig Wabzanflag on top of important buildings.

5. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the west.