Sigbagpom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful rhinoceros.

Sigbagpom created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbagpom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sigbagpom, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sigbagpom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sigbagpom's Holy Commandments

1. Sigbagpom loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never feed aubergines to cats while wearing green stockings.

4. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.